pimpstick

n. a typical cigarette made by mass production. (Use caution with pimp. From an earlier time when pimps were likely to smoke machine-made cigarettes rather than the rugged roll-your-own type.)

□ Hey, chum. Why do you smoke those pimpsticks? Can’t you roll one yourself?

□ Real cowboys never smoke pimpsticks, and they don’t have tattoos, either.